خنده- ابراز شادی درونی، قسمت ۳ از ۳

Because lately – it’s a joke, huh – because recently there’s so many reports in the newspaper about airplane crashes and people dying and all that, it’s very unreliable. So the scientists and the aviation company was cracking their heads to try to make a new airplane, which has no need for manpower, just all completely automatic and electronic, with computer voice and all that. So there was the first one ever made, and everybody was so excited. So, the first batch of passengers came up for the first time, guests of honor and all, and they came up. And then, everything was done and the doors closed and they’re taking off. In mid-air already, and they hear the voice telling them from the loudspeaker somewhere saying, “Dear valued customers, gentlemen and ladies, welcome to the first ever electronically-controlled airplane. We are forever done with the man-controlled aircraft, because this is electronically piloted. So you will be safe and secure. So just fasten your seat belt, sit back and enjoy your trip, because this is all electronically controlled. So there will be nothing that can ever go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wrong…” […] But if you practice the Quan Yin Method (meditation on the inner Heavenly Light and Sound), nothing can really go wrong. And that’s true. […]