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An American, a Scottish, and a Canadian were killed in a car accident, sorry. They arrived at the Pearly gate. Saint Peter explained that there had been a mistake. “Give me $500 each,” he said, “and I will return you to Earth as if the whole thing never happened.” Why 500? Probably for the paperwork, right? Office expense. So, the American said, “Done.” And instantly he found himself standing unhurt near the scene. And the paramedic asked him, “Where are the others?” So, the American said, “Last I knew, the Scottish was haggling the price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay.”
A man put a coin into a vending machine and watched helplessly while the cup failed to appear. Sometimes no cup, (Oh, I see.) short of cups, then all the coffee will run down into the drain. So, one nozzle still sent coffee running down the drain while the other poured cream after it. Coffee and then (vegan) cream. So, the man shook his head and said, “My God, this is really real automation.” He exclaimed, “It even drinks it for you.”
