Буддийские историиБаатар Явагч Их Хөлгөн СударМахавира Бурхны АмьдралRetreat in Hungary Feb 23 - Mar 7, 2005Blessings: Master Meets with Disciples, CompilationMaster Tells Jokes
Энх тайвны үйлийн үрийн бүрхүүлийг хэрхэн илүү сайн нээх вэ, цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийг37:06Энх тайвны үйлийн үрийн бүрхүүлийг хэрхэн илүү сайн нээх вэ, цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийгAs you can see, peace is getting closer and closer to complete, even though it takes too long for all of your expectations, hopes, and takes too long for my liking, also. Believe me, I long for peace even more than you do. […] Now, peace takes too long to come. There are many reasons. When humans are born into this world, they already are surrounded by you can say it’s a bubble, a bubble of some kБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-26 315 Үзсэн142026-06-26Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Хайрын Хаан болох Эрхэм Дээд Ну Хааны Айлчлал33:24Хайрын Хаан болох Эрхэм Дээд Ну Хааны АйлчлалAnd MAPA told me that the King of a very, very, very far away world wanted to talk to me. […] Oh, I remember something like billions of light years from us. That’s why GOD said it’s very, very far away. A King of a very, very far away world. Anyway, His name is His Majesty King Nu, N-U. And He’s the King of Love. He’s the King of His own creation. […] I just want to tell you that His Majesty KingБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-25 1029 Үзсэн522026-06-25Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 6-р хэсгийг30:36Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 6-р хэсгийг[Number] 68: Oh, God. “Pierce some part of your nectar-filled form with a pin and gently enter the piercing.” Pierce yourself with a pin. Let’s see. Where? Oh, I make myself a pimple. Alright. No. Oh what? No, no, no, I cannot. I cannot enter the piercing, sorry, I don’t like it. Actually, in the old times, there were such practices like this. When people were so desperate for enlightenment, They’Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-24 1033 Үзсэн50Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-24Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 5-р хэсгийг29:08Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 5-р хэсгийгDon’t think, if you are a weak husband, an obedient husband in such a “nice,” stupid way, that your family will be in order. It’s not true, it’s not a way to make peace in the family. You just make it more of a mess, because you give your wife the opportunity to disrespect you and to climb more and more on top of you, and then everything is out of proportion. You must know where to stand and whatБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-23 1216 Үзсэн51Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-23Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 4-р хэсгийг34:46Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 4-р хэсгийгIn a family, a man must be a man. To make a good example for your sons later. And a woman should be a woman, to make a good example of femininity for the daughters in the future. Each one must have their place and take care of their own duty. You do your best. You go out to earn your money and you take care of your family. You love your wife and be faithful, as I have taught you. […] Don’t you eveБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-22 1573 Үзсэн60Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-22Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 3-р хэсгийг34:25Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 3-р хэсгийгToday, I’m facing the boys because you always push them to the end of the world. And it doesn’t matter how I arrange, you still sit in front of me. And you keep pushing until I myself feel pressure. I really do feel pressure when somebody is pushed to the limit. I feel pressure every time. So today, I’m facing the boys, so don’t ask me why. It’s Sunday also, you see, all the boys are pushed untilБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-21 1665 Үзсэн68Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-21Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 2-р хэсгийг30:15Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 2-р хэсгийгThere was another rabbi, his name was Pinas, something like that. He entered the meditation place, and many disciples were gathering together and talking. So the rabbi asked them, “What are you talking about?” So, all the disciples were telling him, perhaps the ones who prepared to be priests, or to be rabbis in Judaism. So the rabbi asked them what they were discussing. So the male priest said, “Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-20 1965 Үзсэн64Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-20Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 1-р хэсгийг36:49Шивагийн төвлөрлийн 112 арга IV, лекцийн 6-ын 1-р хэсгийгOK, I’ll see you later. (Yes.) You always surprise me. Hallo. Are you alright? (Yes.) Still many around here? (Yes.) Not bad. Oh, you’re still here and they told me you’re gone. This guy! Yeah, you. (Tomorrow morning.) You were invited, but you missed your chance. Perhaps you have learned the art of invisibility, we can’t find you. Too bad, just to let you know now. So your mouth can water. OK. I’Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-19 2266 Үзсэн61Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-19Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 8-р хэсгийг28:32Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 8-р хэсгийг[Method] 52: There’s another method. “Lie down as if you’re dead.” “Enraged in wrath and stay so. Or stare without moving an eyelash. Or suck something and become the sucking.” Oh, He’s so funny. All this you know. I don’t understand. Enraged in wrath. I don’t understand why you should be angry like that. Alright? I must be more enlightened to understand all these unenlightened things. What He meaБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-18 2310 Үзсэн62Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-18Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 7-р хэсгийг34:38Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 7-р хэсгийгThat’s why many people in India, they practice a form of yoga called Tantra yoga. That means they practice the act of lovemaking without having it come to an end. They just continue the activity but they do not let the fluid of the body come out. Now you understand? (Yes.) The fluid of the man will make a woman pregnant and have children. If they stop that fluid from within themselves, that’s whatБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-17 2498 Үзсэн77Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-17Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 6-р хэсгийг29:51Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 6-р хэсгийгThis is a very bad one, but maybe it’s funny. There were two people selling furniture in the market, and the first person asked the second, “I don’t know how you manage to sell it so cheaply; even if I sell it at the base cost, without any interest at all, without any gain at all, I could only make four dollars apiece. And you sell it for two dollars, how come?” So the other person said, “Well, yoБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-16 2589 Үзсэн74Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-16Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 5-р хэсгийг32:12Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 5-р хэсгийгA policeman caught a driver who drove so fast and exceeded the limit, and was writing down the ticket for him. So the driver said, “You don’t know who I am, that’s why. You don’t know. I am the chairman of the district, the representative here and we are having a meeting right now. And without me, the meeting cannot start. So please let me go quickly.” So the policeman said, “Yes, yes, I know, sirБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-15 2628 Үзсэн76Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-15Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 4-р хэсгийг29:55Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 4-р хэсгийгThere was one lady who boasted about how marvelous her doctor was. She said, “Wow, my doctor is terrific. He can find out anything that’s wrong with you. No problem, doesn’t even talk to you and is checking so much. You should go and see my doctor there.” So the other lady said, “Why? But I’m healthy. I don’t need a doctor right now. I have nothing wrong with me. I have no sickness, nothing wrong.Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-14 2794 Үзсэн79Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-14Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 3-р хэсгийг33:07Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 3-р хэсгийгThere was a teacher who was brought into custody because she drove too fast. Exceeded the limit, exceeded 90 kilometers per hour. It was not her turn yet, but she was trying to get ahead and she said to the judge, “Oh, please, please, you must understand, I am a teacher. I have to go back quickly to my class right now because I’m already late.” And the judge said, “Ha, beautiful! At last, I caughtБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-13 2923 Үзсэн82Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-13Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 2-р хэсгийг32:05Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 2-р хэсгийгOne more joke about an American. One time, there was a leader in Russia who met one of the leaders, maybe a minister of some kind. And then they talked about the economy. Both of the economy ministers met somewhere, maybe in Moscow or New York, who cares. And they talked about both countries. This is not political. It is very funny.And the Russian minister asked the American minister, “How much doБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-12 3107 Үзсэн74Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-12Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 1-р хэсгийг33:21Шивагийн 112 төвлөрөх арга III, 8-ын 1-р хэсгийгEverybody [gets] half or what? Alright, [let’s see] if they have enough food for you. Not bad. Enough for everybody? (Yes.) If not, what do you do? You ask people. Right? You go in the kitchen and ask? (Yes. Yes.) OK. Help them. Because sometimes they eat more than they cook for themselves, they can never cook enough. Sometimes the food is good so you eat more of it, so you have to tell them if thБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-11 3482 Үзсэн88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-11Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Зовлон бол Бурханыг санах сануулга, лекцийн 3-ын 3-р хэсгийг34:45Зовлон бол Бурханыг санах сануулга, лекцийн 3-ын 3-р хэсгийгAll of my cousins were boys. If you don’t go along with the toy guns and all that, they won’t let you participate. So I had to carry toy swords and wave them around wildly too. Only if I acted just like a boy would they let me join. (Yes.) If you’re not like them, they won’t play with you. I was lonely. The lonely Buddha went looking for those kids to play with. All my cousins were boys, so if theБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-10 3017 Үзсэн71Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-10Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Зовлон бол Бурханыг санах сануулга, лекцийн 3-ын 2-р хэсгийг29:21Зовлон бол Бурханыг санах сануулга, лекцийн 3-ын 2-р хэсгийгOver in Taiwan (Formosa) or in the US, life gets boring, nothing much happens. The world is peaceful like the Pure Land, you get bored, so you come to this Saha world of Cambodia just to hear gunfire; to poke around and see whether a landmine will explode or not. So you Aulacese (Vietnamese) from Âu Lạc (Vietnam) don’t go touching things recklessly, alright? It will explode! I’m telling you. It wiБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-09 3099 Үзсэн64Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-09Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Зовлон бол Бурханыг санах сануулга, лекцийн 3-ын 1-р хэсгийг37:24Зовлон бол Бурханыг санах сануулга, лекцийн 3-ын 1-р хэсгийгAh! Cockroach! Cockroach. Cockroach! It’s coming this way! Cockroach. Ah! Amazing! That’s scary! You may look small, but you’re really good at catching cockroaches! So that’s why you get to stay here. Anyone from Âu Lạc (Việt Nam) who wants to stay here has to catch cockroaches first. In the old days, there were young attendants, novice monks, called “Sa di” whose job was to chase bird(-people) awБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-08 3396 Үзсэн89Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-08Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ Чин сэтгэлийн хүсэл, лекцийн 3-ын 3-р хэсгийг35:50Чин сэтгэлийн хүсэл, лекцийн 3-ын 3-р хэсгийгI’d just sat down and taken a couple spoonfuls when the phone inside rang: “Master, why didn’t You let me see You earlier?” Then (Supreme) Master Ching Hai asked, “Who is this? Who’s on the other line? What do you want?” They were so scared and their voice trembled on the other end, “Yes… yes… yes… it’s m-m-me-e-e.” Then (Supreme) Master Ching Hai said, “Who is ‘me’?” She had already refueled twoБагш шавийн шүтэлцээ2026-06-07 3185 Үзсэн69Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-06-07Багш шавийн шүтэлцээ