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Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 7-р хэсгийг

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Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 7-р хэсгийг

Just laugh man, it’s good for you. Laughter is supposed to be good for you even if you pretend.At the age of 16, Johnny decided to leave home and join a theater company. So his father was very upset, appalled. “A son of mine on the stage? It’s a disgrace. What if the neighbors find out?” So, the comic-to-be said, “I will change my name.” His father screamed, “Change your name? What if you are a su

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Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 6-р хэсгийг

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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others happy. “Now, children,” she said, “Has any one of you ever made someone else glad?” You know, glad, happy. “Please, teacher,” said a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.” “Well done. Who was that?” “My grandma.” “Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandma glad.” “Teacher, I went to see her yesterday and staye

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Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 5-р хэсгийг

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Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 5-р хэсгийг

A woman went into a shoe shop and said, “I would like a pair of alligator shoes.” So, the male salesman said, “Yes, ma’am. What size is your alligator?” You are so funny. I say, it’s OK, but I didn’t think it was that funny. And you’re laughing yourselves silly. I like that. Good audience, good audience.Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were camping together. You know Sherlock Holmes? He’s a detectiv

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Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 4-р хэсгийг

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A surgeon advised a musician who played the violin that he would have to undergo an operation. The patient said, “But, Doc, I have concerts booked already. If you operate, can I be assured that I will be able to play the violin in two weeks’ time?” So the doctor said, “No problem, no problem. The last patient on whom I performed this operation was playing a harp within 24 hours.” No, I guess he ju

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Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 3-р хэсгийг

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Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 3-р хэсгийг

There was a vampire bat(-person) –the bat(-person) who takes blood, I guess – came flapping from the night, and he was all covered in fresh blood, and he landed himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. And soon, all the other bat(-people) smelled the blood and came and were hassling him about where he got it. He told them to bug off and let him get some sleep, but they would not leave hi

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Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 2-р хэсгийг

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Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 2-р хэсгийг

Come on, this is just a house. Wow, I feel better. It’s better, huh? (Yes.) Now, we can laugh. I love those things too but just to make the SM Celestial Clothes happy, and the Supreme Master TV, and the photo department happy. Now. OK, you got it? The next one is… I think I’ve told this story already. I’m not sure. In case you heard it already, you just laugh a little bit. Or boo in the middle, so

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Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 1-р хэсгийг

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Баяр баясалтай амьдар, лекцийн 7-ын 1-р хэсгийг

New people? (Yes.) A lot of… English(-speaking)? (Yes.) OK. All the Westerners come here. All the English-speaking Westerners, the black, the white, the yellow, the red, the stripes. You come here. You’re good? You guys are going or coming? (Going.) Now? (9:00 to 9:30.) 9:30. Wow, you have two hours and a half. (Yes.) Ah, good, good enough, good enough, good enough. Yeah, yeah. Come in, come in, c

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийг

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийг

The school has just released the grades of the final exams. Mom asked, “Liza, I heard Rose next door got 99 points in math. What about you?” So, Liza said proudly, “I got one more point than her.” Mom was happy, “You got 100 points, girl?” Liza said, “No, I got 9.9.” Only 99 points, and this one, 9.9.A distinctive businessman, Jack, told his son one day, “I have selected a girl whom you are to mar

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийг

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийг

One day, two schoolgirls went to the library to review lessons. Kate was helping Lily with the revision. “What’s the meaning of this word?” So, Lily scratched her head and said, “I forgot. Beats me (idiom for ‘I don’t know’).” So, Kate beat Lily and then told her the meaning of the word. A few days later, they went to the library together again. Kate asked Lily again the meaning of that word. Lily

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийг

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийг

Sonny said to Dad, “Dad, what is creeping inflation?” His father said, “Creeping inflation is when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit.” Are there such families? They always complain about women’s spending. I don’t know, is it true? (Yes.) (It’s true.) (Sometimes.)A plane is about to take off. An airline hostess announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, pleas

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийг

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 5-р хэсгийг

A recruiting ad for a French learning class says the following, “If you find you do not like this course and want to quit after the first class, you can request to refund your tuition, but you must say this in French.” Then you have to stay. Right? (Yes.) You understand? (Yes.)A teacher said to the students, “Why did you do so poorly on the exam?” Kitty, “The degrees of my glasses are not good eno

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийг

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 4-р хэсгийг

The teacher asked a student, “Why don’t you brush your teeth? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.” The student said, “What did I have?” The teacher said, “Cornflakes.” So, the student said, “You are wrong. That was yesterday.”A little boy was praying in the church. “Oh, dear God, I have a small wish. Please move the capital to New York.” A priest nearby heard him and asked him, “Why

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийг

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 3-р хэсгийг

Daddy number one says, “I always stress to my kids that there must be three -sions for success: Mission, passion and vision.” OK. So, dad number two: “And the outcome?” Dad number one says again, “Alas, there is only one television in their hearts.” Kids! Only one “-sion” in their hearts, that’s television. I hope it is the Supreme Master Television.This one is really bad, even though it’s a priva

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийг

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 2-р хэсгийг

Little Johnny said, “Daddy, I want to ask you a question.” After a first day in Sunday school. So Daddy said, “OK.” And little Johnny said, “Oh, the teacher was reading the Bible to us, all about the children of Israel building this temple and the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea. The children of Israel do this, do that. What have all the adults been doing?” It’s true, huh? They do nothing,

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийг

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Гэгээрэлтэй хамт инээхүй, 8 цуврал лекцийн 1-р хэсгийг

(Going home.) What time? (Yes, I’m going home in two hours.) (I’m going home alone tomorrow.) Are you both going home? (No.) (Just him alone.) (My mom and I.) Just pointing at this and that. Aren’t you two going home to the same house? (No.) Why do you two look so alike, like brothers? (It was in a past life.) (In a past life.) In a past life, in a past life. Hey! You’re all going home, leaving me

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Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 10-р хэсгийг

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Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 10-р хэсгийг

I’m just too sensitive. When I went up to take a bath and change my clothes, I felt very ashamed. Why do I have so much discrimination in my mind? But I could not bear it. So I bowed fully, from head to toe. Not really bowing; what I meant is I apologized to them, saying: “I’m sorry. I respect you very much, I just couldn’t bear it.” Then I went to take a bath. For fear that their souls would smel

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Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 9-р хэсгийг

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Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 9-р хэсгийг

Oh dear, we laughed too much! Laughing too much will make you shed tears. Humans are so weird. Whether they’re in the most painful state or the most… (Happy.) happy, their facial expressions look pretty much the same – with tears streaming down their faces. Our brains are a bit ignorant. When they perceive our excitement, whether it is excitement from regret, or excitement from happiness, they sti

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Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийг

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Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 8-р хэсгийг

(If we think more deeply, how profound was Milarepa’s faith in His Master, and to what extent? Should you encounter such kind of Master, I can tell you, by the second test, You all would have run off.) (One moment He could get drunk, and another He could deny what He said, and even His wife didn’t believe Him. How could we ever believe in such a Master? But then…) Wonderful, wonderful. It would be

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Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийг

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Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 7-р хэсгийг

It’s fine to talk, it’s fine. It’s also fine for you to talk. (They don’t like to hear me talk; they like to listen to You.) I’m not prepared to give a lecture here. Now there is no topic. Tong, do you have a topic? Just say anything. Ah! You must talk. Drag him into this. Right. He is always near me. How nice. Just say something. (Nothing. There is no sound.) There is, there are other mics. There

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Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийг

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Хувилгаан дүрүүд болон Асурын биесийн ялгаа, хэмээх 10 цуврал лекцийн 6-р хэсгийг

After that, the servant continued to say, “Do you know? Our female lama there, oh, she is terrific! Sometime ago, some people stole her things. She simply looked into a bowl with just water inside, and from looking into the water she knew who the thief was and where the stolen things were. Then she told people to arrest him.” After hearing that, the two men dared not say more. Good, the matter was

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