仏教物語首楞厳経主マハーヴィーラの生涯Retreat in Hungary Feb 23 - Mar 7, 2005Blessings: Master Meets with Disciples, CompilationMaster Tells Jokes
常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第８回31:47常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第８回If you love someone, say it out clearly, don’t love silently, understand? (Yes.) Silent love is very painful. Silently love someone, and that person goes and loves someone else, then don’t cry then! [マスターと弟子2026-04-30 753 閲覧数292026-04-30マスターと弟子 常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第７回33:15常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第７回Each person takes one. Who dare close the door and leave me outside again? (Oh, Master! Oh, Master!) Who dare lock the door and leave me outside like this? (Push the button.) (It is the same thing wheマスターと弟子2026-04-29 1055 閲覧数62Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-29マスターと弟子 常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第６回32:06常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第６回(Dear Master, it seems this brother, unknowingly, slandered the Vimalakirti Sutra, because just now, Master explained it so clearly. And I couldn’t find any mention of the Second, Third, Fourth Levelsマスターと弟子2026-04-28 1268 閲覧数73Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-28マスターと弟子 常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第５回33:40常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第５回We should live simply. The less karma, the more comfortable your life is; the less baggage you have, the higher/further you can go. It is similar to the one who climbs up the mountain. If he carries tマスターと弟子2026-04-27 1505 閲覧数61Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-27マスターと弟子 常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第４回32:22常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第４回I’m very proud of all the people in different Centers. Because I don’t always visit them. Sometimes I go and then four or five years I don’t see them, but they’re still growing strong. Many Masters… nマスターと弟子2026-04-26 1792 閲覧数73Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-26マスターと弟子 常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第３回39:11常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第３回So now, human substance is different from animal(-people) substance. If you add too much animal(- people) quality into your body, then you become more like an animal(-person), or at least 80%. When yoマスターと弟子2026-04-25 2150 閲覧数89Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-25マスターと弟子 常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第２回28:21常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第２回These Five Precepts are for you to be human. If you drop “below” the Five Precepts’ standards, then you will be born as another species. Just like we have primary school and high school. You must haveマスターと弟子2026-04-24 2486 閲覧数88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-24マスターと弟子 常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第１回39:16常に私達の高潔な資質を思い起こす 第１回You make something that we can tie it up. Tie them up, climb up. Very easy! Those plastic poles… You can’t buy anything. (How much are those poles?) How many can you buy? Let’s make a roof to cover itマスターと弟子2026-04-23 2882 閲覧数119Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-23マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第７回31:58喜びの中で生きる 第７回Should we finish it? (Yes.) Yeah? Can you still laugh? (Yes.) Or you’re too tired to laugh? (No.) No? OK. Does somebody need to go to the airport? No? (I think not.) Are you still OK? If you have to gマスターと弟子2026-04-22 2153 閲覧数72Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-22マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第６回33:12喜びの中で生きる 第６回A guy said, “I haven’t slept for days.” And the second guy said: “How come?” The first guy said, “I only sleep at night.” Ha-ha-ha. Some joke. I don’t see any other jokes. Probably I went only up to tマスターと弟子2026-04-21 2516 閲覧数73Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-21マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第５回31:53喜びの中で生きる 第５回A woman went into a shoe shop and said, “I would like a pair of alligator shoes.” So, the male salesman said, “Yes, ma’am. What size is your alligator?” You are so funny. I say, it’s OK, but I didn’t マスターと弟子2026-04-20 2602 閲覧数84Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-20マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第４回30:38喜びの中で生きる 第４回A surgeon advised a musician who played the violin that he would have to undergo an operation. The patient said, “But, Doc, I have concerts booked already. If you operate, can I be assured that I willマスターと弟子2026-04-19 2630 閲覧数79Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-19マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第３回32:47喜びの中で生きる 第３回There was a vampire bat(-person) –the bat(-person) who takes blood, I guess – came flapping from the night, and he was all covered in fresh blood, and he landed himself on the roof of the cave to get マスターと弟子2026-04-18 2718 閲覧数86Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-18マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第２回31:45喜びの中で生きる 第２回Come on, this is just a house. Wow, I feel better. It’s better, huh? (Yes.) Now, we can laugh. I love those things too but just to make the SM Celestial Clothes happy, and the Supreme Master TV, and tマスターと弟子2026-04-17 2915 閲覧数91Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-17マスターと弟子 喜びの中で生きる 第１回41:05喜びの中で生きる 第１回New people? (Yes.) A lot of… English(-speaking)? (Yes.) OK. All the Westerners come here. All the English-speaking Westerners, the black, the white, the yellow, the red, the stripes. You come here. Yoマスターと弟子2026-04-16 3214 閲覧数122Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-16マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の８回34:49悟りと共に笑う全８回の８回The school has just released the grades of the final exams. Mom asked, “Liza, I heard Rose next door got 99 points in math. What about you?” So, Liza said proudly, “I got one more point than her.” Momマスターと弟子2026-04-15 2699 閲覧数84Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-15マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の７回33:49悟りと共に笑う全８回の７回One day, two schoolgirls went to the library to review lessons. Kate was helping Lily with the revision. “What’s the meaning of this word?” So, Lily scratched her head and said, “I forgot. Beats me (iマスターと弟子2026-04-14 2764 閲覧数90Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-14マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の６回29:50悟りと共に笑う全８回の６回Sonny said to Dad, “Dad, what is creeping inflation?” His father said, “Creeping inflation is when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit.” Are there such fマスターと弟子2026-04-13 2715 閲覧数80Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-13マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の５回32:39悟りと共に笑う全８回の５回A recruiting ad for a French learning class says the following, “If you find you do not like this course and want to quit after the first class, you can request to refund your tuition, but you must saマスターと弟子2026-04-12 2863 閲覧数82Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-12マスターと弟子 悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回29:27悟りと共に笑う全８回の４回The teacher asked a student, “Why don’t you brush your teeth? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning.” The student said, “What did I have?” The teacher said, “Cornflakes.” So, the student sマスターと弟子2026-04-11 3031 閲覧数90Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2026-04-11マスターと弟子
