仏教物語首楞厳経主マハーヴィーラの生涯Retreat in Hungary Feb 23 - Mar 7, 2005Blessings: Master Meets with Disciples, CompilationMaster Tells Jokes
笑う聖人たち全１１回の６回30:59笑う聖人たち全１１回の６回“One of the patients was very worried and asked the doctor, ‘Doctor, are you sure? Are you sure it’s pneumonia?’ The doctor said, ‘Yes, why?’ ‘Yeah, because I heard of cases where a doctor treated a pマスターと弟子2025-09-18 584 閲覧数352025-09-18マスターと弟子 笑う聖人たち全１１回の５回32:58笑う聖人たち全１１回の５回It’s terrible. No, I won’t tell you this. There’s not much. Well, something maybe funny. “A Texas farmer was visiting an Australian farm for the first time. So he asked, ‘What’s that growing out thereマスターと弟子2025-09-17 612 閲覧数51Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-17マスターと弟子 笑う聖人たち全１１回の４回31:12笑う聖人たち全１１回の４回I told you that already, I’m sure. I’m sure I told you this [one], but it’s funny, so I’ll tell you again, in case. And beware when you go watch movies or in some crowded place. “There was a lovely anマスターと弟子2025-09-16 718 閲覧数61Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-16マスターと弟子 笑う聖人たち全１１回の３回32:47笑う聖人たち全１１回の３回“A husband and wife were watching a movie on the TV the other night where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband to see if he was in fact cheating on her. So, the husband asked the wマスターと弟子2025-09-15 942 閲覧数63Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-15マスターと弟子 笑う聖人たち全１１回の２回29:18笑う聖人たち全１１回の２回これは私のジョークで オリジナルジョークです それは… ｢従業員が上司の事務室に 報告に行きます 彼はセールスマンです 上司は『調子はどうかね 販売状況はどうなっている？』 彼は言います 『順調です 順調です 約５０％の人が当社の 商品を購入しました』 上司は『それで？ そこに何人いたのかね？』 『２人です』 『え？５０％と言ったが？』 彼は『はい』 上司は『ほぼ５０％？ どうしてそうなる？』 彼マスターと弟子2025-09-14 986 閲覧数83Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-14マスターと弟子 笑う聖人たち全１１回の１回35:38笑う聖人たち全１１回の１回In your house, the glass door behind here, facing the whole lake, is very sticky. So, somebody has to clean up the rail, and oil the wheel or something, so it’s easier to open. …I have to eliminate soマスターと弟子2025-09-13 1297 閲覧数98Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-13マスターと弟子 動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の７回32:23動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の７回So for you to forsake all this and to spend wisely on your spiritual nourishment, you must be really a saint. You must be a very enlightened person. Your heart must be so pure and simple that you knowマスターと弟子2025-09-12 1034 閲覧数56Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-12マスターと弟子 動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の６回30:55動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の６回The dog(-person), my God, nobody thinks anything because he’s a dog(-person). I don’t understand. So if you have dog(-people), take care of them. (Yes.) At least our dog(-people), you take care of theマスターと弟子2025-09-11 1159 閲覧数87Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-11マスターと弟子 動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の５回34:15動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の５回They (animal-people) know everything. You know why? Even though they don’t understand English, when you speak to them – even if you don’t have the ability to converse with animal(-people) – when you sマスターと弟子2025-09-10 1263 閲覧数81Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-10マスターと弟子 動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の４回33:59動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の４回I remember when I just started in Taiwan (Formosa), and it was a new year, New Year’s Eve. I had just finished a lecture and went back to my tent. At that time, we didn’t have land, we didn’t have a hマスターと弟子2025-09-09 1305 閲覧数98Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-09マスターと弟子 動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の３回35:56動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の３回I was thinking just to invite the contact persons to another place, not here, because there are only 100-something people. I could take care, like go near the sea somewhere and stay together every dayマスターと弟子2025-09-08 1306 閲覧数82Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-08マスターと弟子 動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の２回31:14動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の２回If you want a good beach, then I don’t know. Also very far from the airport, like three hours at least, no? (Yes.) I went. Far from the city. That means far from the airport. That means far from food,マスターと弟子2025-09-07 1321 閲覧数84Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-07マスターと弟子 動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の１回37:36動物の民の知性と無条件の愛 全７回の１回Yeah. That was the kiss of life. Wakes up the sleeping beauty. I have a secret. Don’t tell anybody else. Or if they watch the video, that’s not my fault. Why do you sit so far? There are so many peoplマスターと弟子2025-09-06 1580 閲覧数91Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-06マスターと弟子 成長する喜び 第７回の７回32:48成長する喜び 第７回の７回We have to thank the government of Hawaii and the United States for making such things happen. And I was invited here to be awarded a kind of Peace Prize. (Wow!) Not yet. The Peace Award comes in threマスターと弟子2025-09-05 1268 閲覧数88Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-05マスターと弟子 成長する喜び 第７回の６回32:07成長する喜び 第７回の６回So the retreat is ending, or near the end. And we’re going to move along to another program. Namely, because I think I can disclose it to you now because the time is coming. I was invited here… What’sマスターと弟子2025-09-04 1222 閲覧数92Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-04マスターと弟子 成長する喜び 第７回の５回31:56成長する喜び 第７回の５回Now, the Taipei Center are worth sympathizing with; up to now they are helping the most, but they still do not have their own Center. They rented a place in a big kind of ceremonial hall in a primary マスターと弟子2025-09-03 1355 閲覧数100Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-03マスターと弟子 成長する喜び 第７回の４回33:10成長する喜び 第７回の４回So you know the award of giving. Never be stingy to your neighbor or to the victims of disaster. And then you will see what you get later on. So, like last year we donated for the Philippine Pinatubo マスターと弟子2025-09-02 1360 閲覧数94Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-02マスターと弟子 成長する喜び 第７回の３回34:10成長する喜び 第７回の３回OK, so now another one (awarded meditation Center) is Indonesia. In Indonesia, there are two Centers. One in Jakarta, newborn. Also, worth rewarding because they are working hard. There’s not many disマスターと弟子2025-09-01 1444 閲覧数96Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-09-01マスターと弟子 成長する喜び 第７回の２回30:41成長する喜び 第７回の２回Now we’re going to give some rewards to some of the (meditation) Centers who have been working hard in the past years, or months to promote the Teaching of God and also to help the fellow initiates, tマスターと弟子2025-08-31 1560 閲覧数98Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-08-31マスターと弟子 成長する喜び 第７回の１回35:17成長する喜び 第７回の１回I’m so sorry for you. (We are happy.) My heart’s broken. (We are happy.) (It’s OK, Master.) (Good memory.) Yeah? Good memory. (Yes!) Maybe a good ending later. (Yes. Hopefully.) In the beginning, Miaoマスターと弟子2025-08-30 1909 閲覧数116Audio396p720p1080pPhoto2025-08-30マスターと弟子
