In today’s news, European Union and United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization assist Sri Lankan farmers, study cautions millions face risk of glacial floods, Microsoft launches new artificial intelligence technology to assist with search engine queries, former poacher of parrot-people in Honduras becomes their guardian, Lithuanian actor and volunteers band together to build stoves for Ukraine (Ureign) war victims, skincare brand from Korea introduces new truffle-based spray to vegan portfolio, and dog-people increasingly allowed at United States corporate workplaces.
Here is a neat tip for those who take care of feline friends. Your beloved companion will surely appreciate it if you get them a flat, wide bowl to hold their water and food. This way, they can enjoy drinking and eating without worrying about bumping their whiskers. Get them a water fountain instead of a bowl if you can.
Now it’s time to open the chuckle safe and get out the joke of the day. It’s entitled “A Career to Benefit the Family.”
“Hey, Cory! Your eldest brother studied economics; your second brother studied finance. Why don't you follow your brothers’ example and go to law school?”
“Why do I need to go to law school, Dad?”
“If you don't study to become a lawyer, who will save your two brothers later?”