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Johnny was having trouble with the toothache, so he visited the dentist. “If you extract a tooth, how much do you charge?” The dentist said, “Twenty dollars.” “What? Twenty dollars? Just for a tooth? It won’t take you a couple of minutes,” John exclaimed. So the dentist said, “Well, if you wish, I can make it longer.”
This lion(-person) woke up one morning and felt very great. He felt so powerful that he went out, cornered a small monkey(-person), and roared at him, “Tell me, who’s the mightiest of all the jungle animal(-people)?” So the poor quaking little monkey(-person) replied, “You are. Of course, of course you are. No one is mightier than you.” […] The lion(-person), on a roll, then swaggered up to an elephant(-person) that was quietly munching on some vegetables and roared at the top of his voice, “Who’s the mightiest animal(-person) in the jungle?” At this, the elephant(-person) grabbed the lion(-person) with his trunk, picked him up, slammed him down, picked him up again, shook him until he was just a blur of orange and black. […] The lion(-person) staggered to his feet, looked up at the elephant(-person), and said, “Hey, guy, there’s no need to get so wound up just because you don’t know the answer.”
A patient asked the doctor, “What are your fees, Doc?” So the doctor said, “I charge $10 for the first visit and $5 for the second.” So the patient said, “Well, Doc, it’s nice to see you again.” As a second time! He tried to cheat. Already. “What should I do?” So the doctor said, “OK, take the same medicine I gave you last time.”
