In today’s news, Kuwait provides grants for funds needed to help Syria and Afghanistan. Virtually all surface waters in England found to be polluted, banana waste products repurposed into profitable goods in Bangladesh, dedicated wildlife crossings in US save humans’ and animal-people’s lives, South African teenager develops way to help protect drinking water from plastics, vegan eating introduced through new program at Slovak university, and disabled kitten in United States undergoes leg surgery to improve mobility.
This joke of the day, called “The Fence “Argument”” is sure to boost your mood even further.
An elderly man who is hard of hearing was repairing his fence when his equally hard-of-hearing neighbor walked by.
“Are you fixing your fence?”
“No, I’m fixing my fence.”
“Oh! I thought you were fixing your fence.”
“No, no. I’m fixing MY fence!”
A passerby stopped and asked,
“What are you two arguing about?”
Both men looked at him and shouted:
“We aren’t arguing! We’re talking about the fence!”
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