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A wife asked her husband, “Why do you go out on the balcony when I sing?” “Don’t you like to hear me singing?” The husband said, “No, I want the neighbors to see that I’m outside. I’m not beating my wife up.”
A man and his wife, both in their 60s, were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their special day, a good fairy came to them and said that because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish. So, the wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Then, whoof, immediately she had airline cruise tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger. Whoof, immediately he turned 90. Good fairy. (Yes.) Good fairy. (Be careful what you wish for.) Yeah. Be careful what you wish for. That’s what he advises you. Watch it. Good, nice fairy.
