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Noteworthy News

2023-06-27
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In today’s news, vulnerable Sri Lankan families affected by economic crisis aided by European Union, lack of rain causing mass desertification in Spain, football unites visually-impaired people in South Sudan, wind turbines recently become main supplier of electricity in United Kingdom, engineers in India open stores to sell products made by non-governmental organizations to better reach consumers, study finds majority of US university students choose vegan food when presented as default meal option, and rescued native animal-people find new life at sanctuary in Australia.

To help you out, today I would like to share a tip on how to use a potato peeler more effectively. Many people peel away from themselves, lifting up the peeler after each stroke. However, these handy kitchen tools are designed to work in both directions, so you can use a back-and-forth motion instead. This allows you to peel the potato every time you move the peeler, making the process more efficient. Good luck with more potato recipes now!

We just spun the hilarity wheel of fortune and it stopped on the following joke, so let’s see how funny it is. This one’s entitled “Noah’s Ark.”

In the year 2000, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States and said:

“Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a few good humans, thy sons and their wives.”

He gave Noah the blueprints, saying:

“You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.”

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah sweeping his yard - but no Ark.

“Noah! I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?”

“Forgive me, Lord, but things have changed. I needed a building permit. My neighbors claim that I'll violate the neighborhood zoning laws by building the Ark in my backyard. Then, the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them we weren't planning on taking it out to sea, but they didn't believe it. The trade unions said I can't use my sons. They insisted I hire only union workers with Ark-building experience. So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 100 years for me to finish this Ark!”

And now we have a heartline from Maciej in Poland:

Master, You have given me everything: the purpose, the meaning, the safety feeling, the understanding, and motivation to wake up and do anything in this mundane reality. I LOVE YOU dearly, dearest Master, and as I struggle to present to the world the practicality of true unconditional Love, Quan Yin Method practice of meditation and YOUR presence on the planet, I trust I will never give up till the end of my days and achieve optimal “do your best” state by the end of this lifetime. Lacking words to express joy and gratitude being Your disciple. With God’s Love, Maciej from Poland

Happy Maciej, Thank you for your sentiments, which echo the inner bliss we experience as Master’s disciples.

Master speaks of being one with God in Her reply to you:

“Endearing Maciej, I am pleased that you recognize the benefits of spiritual practice, especially in current times where Love is what the world needs and what will save us, the animal-people, and the planet. Real Love is knowing we are God’s children, have God inside us, and are walking Hiers enlightened path. My unconditional Love is with you always. Pray that you and the benevolent Polish people may be uplifted in Divine Light. Continue your diligent meditation, then all will be well, inside and outside.”

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